For a moment, please imagine that you are at Scarborough Faire with me. Imagine, if you a will, a man dressed in a funny costume yelling at you in a German accent. Are you there with me? Can you see the man with the funny costume? Can you hear him yelling in a German accent? Can you hear it when he yells "DOKTOR KABOOM!"?
Great! Then you know how much you missed out by not being there in person to get shouted at, to watch him catapulting bananas at helpless volunteers,
and most astonishing of all..using a trebuchet to launch eggs at children!
But really, what better place to attack small, weak beings with medieval weaponry than at Scarborough Faire?
So now I beg you, implore of you really, for the love of all that's scientific, visit Doktor Kaboom. And if you see he's coming to a town near you, catapult yourself right into the audience.